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Misadventures in Mid-Life Love
This isn’t a glossy “I smashed my glow-up” story. It’s the sweary, chaotic, laugh-so-you-don’t-cry version: the one where the boiler breaks, the roof leaks, the dating apps are a circus, and you still have to show up at the school gate like everything’s absolutely fine and you definitely didn’t cry in the B&Q car park.
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Expect bad dates, worse plastering, excellent girlfriends, a suspiciously fit building inspector, and one woman slowly realising she was the love story all along.
Kim P, Bradford
"Oh my god, you've got such a great way with words, I'm already hooked on this book."
Nicole D, Leeds
"I've just started your book! It's bloody brilliant! I love it!"
Jane P, York
"I woke my husband at 6am to read him a chapter, and I called my mum to read some to her too. They both belly laughed."
Di J, Leeds
"I had lots of lol moments and honestly couldn't put it down. It's blummin hilarious and also informational to those who are internet dating."
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