Questions You May Have
Is this a good gift for a friend going through a breakup or divorce?
Yes. If your friend is newly divorced, heartbroken, or confused after a long relationship ended, this is the sort of book that says:
“You’re not mad. It is this weird. Here’s someone who survived it, made notes, and turned it into a funny, comforting story.”
It’s a breakup / divorce recovery book disguised as a night out with your most honest mate.
Is there an accompanying free rule book or bonus content?
Yes! There’s a downloadable Rules of Engagement companion that pulls out the key dating rules from the book and turns them into something you can actually use.
Think of it as your pocket guide to dating after divorce: honest, funny, and designed by someone who’s learnt these lessons in the wild.
Where can I buy Swipe Right, Keep Left?
It’s being published via Amazon Kindle Direct Publishing, so you’ll be able to grab it as a Kindle ebook first, then (depending on when you’re reading this) as a paperback too. Hopefully if it's a success it will also end up across other platforms too.
Keep an eye on my website and newsletter for exact release dates, links, and the odd sneaky discount.
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This isn’t a glossy “I smashed my glow-up” story. It’s the sweary, chaotic, laugh-so-you-don’t-cry version: the one where the boiler breaks, the roof leaks, the dating apps are a circus, and you still have to show up at the school gate like everything’s absolutely fine and you definitely didn’t cry in the B&Q car park.
Expect bad dates, worse plastering, excellent girlfriends, a suspiciously fit building inspector, and one woman slowly realising she was the love story all along.
Kim P, Bradford
"Oh my god, you've got such a great way with words, I'm already hooked on this book."
Jane P, Selby
"I woke my husband at 6am to read him a chapter, and I called my mum to read some to her too. They both belly laughed."
Di J, Leeds
"I had lots of lol moments and honestly couldn't put it down. It's blummin hilarious and also information to those who are internet dating."
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