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Expect: modern dating chaos, single-mum reality, and the sort of humour that makes you laugh… then immediately text your best mate: “THIS.”
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Here's a short snippet to hopefully hook you into wanting more....
There's even better stuff inside the book:
The downloadable Rule Book to go with Swipe Right, Keep Left. This is your free companion.
Exclusive bonus content, chapters and notes that didn’t make the final cut, but were too juicy (or too sweary) to bin.
Updates on upcoming titles, because this misadventure isn’t a one-book wonder.
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Kim P, Bradford
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Nicole D, Leeds
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Jane P, York
"I woke my husband at 6am to read him a chapter, and I called my mum to read some to her too. They both belly laughed."
Di J, Leeds
"I had lots of lol moments and honestly couldn't put it down. It's blummin hilarious and also informational to those who are internet dating."